by Allison Jones | Feb 29, 2020 | Uncategorized
My mother has always said, “Nothing good ever happens after midnight”, and she is right. Me. I am the “nothing good” portion. My ankle has disrupted my sleep pattern to the extent that it basically screams, “If I can’t sleep, you...
by Allison Jones | Feb 27, 2020 | Uncategorized
I hope you are sitting down. What I have to share is upsetting, and I pray that you all will support me through this difficult time. Okay, here I go. My appendage has died. You know, the boot that has been my constant companion for almost 8 weeks? Yeah, it bit the...
by Allison Jones | Feb 26, 2020 | Uncategorized
Happy Ash Wednesday, when all the good little Catholics “give up” something in support of Jesus sacrificing his life for us. There are those who will abstain from Facebook, sweets, alcohol, joy, well, you get it. And that is all simply adorable. Really,...
by Allison Jones | Feb 25, 2020 | Uncategorized
The reentry process, after being away, is tricky. I compare it to a freezing body of water. You want to ease in. Take your time. But, inevitably, some asshole shoves you. You plunge into the cold water unprepared for the shock. Welcome back to reality! My mother had...
by Allison Jones | Feb 23, 2020 | Uncategorized
On my departure day from the ship, I opted to take my own luggage and venture back into reality earlier than most everyone else. I was a little worried about not making my 12:05 flight because you just never know how long the disembarking process will take. I was...
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