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With a lot of nothingness on the horizon, I am learning things that, well, I really didn’t need to know. For example, did you know that on Spotify, you can make a playlist for your pet? Think about that for a moment. My pets are ready to get rid of us, so I can’t imagine a playlist for them is going to change that. In fact, it might speed up the process.

Let me lay this out for you. It starts by allowing you to select which pet you are compiling music for – dog, cat, reptile, bird, and even a delightful hamster are included. But, what about the bunny or gerbil? Surely you can’t expect those animals to be lumped in with a hamster. That’s ridiculous. Then it asks for more information about the selected pet. Is your pet relaxed or energetic? Would you describe your companion as shy or friendly? These questions are suppose to help align the right music choices with your pet. You can also add your best friend’s name and picture. Once everything is completed, Spotify will compile a list of music. Then, all you need to do is grab your Iguana/Hamster/Dog and/or Cat to dance the night away. At this point, your pet has already plotted your demise or they simply hide from your insanity.

No need to thank me for this information. I am just providing a public service by giving you all something to occupy your time. I can’t guarantee your pet will comply, but what else do you have going on? Be sure to let me know how it goes. I always can use a good laugh.