Did you miss me? I feel like my creative juices have taken an extended vacation along with my sense of humor. But, my annoyance and irritation have settled in nicely, so I have that going for me. I am annoyed at other drivers. Their lack of common decency when it comes to using a turn signal or blocking an intersection boils my bunny. (Do you adore my Fatal Attraction reference?) My wish that every automobile were a bumper car is heightened, so that I could take my aggression out as I shove them out of the way. Doesn’t that sound amazing? Someone needs to jump on that idea.
Another concept that would be effective is having a small speaker on every car with pre-recorded chants like, “You can’t do that” when someone blocks the intersection. I would particularly enjoy a vocal reminder to other motorists that states “Stop signs are not suggestions”.
I am aware that these ideas probably won’t come to fruition, but a girl can dream and this girl loves to formulate unrealistic concepts. Friends, you definitely don’t want to swim in my thought process. It’s a scary domain.