You all have been privy to my journey of health bumps. From a torn tendon to a boob biopsy, I have learned that I am finally at a stage in my life where I just sit back and enjoy the shit show that is unfolding before me. I no longer react, project, or try to control...

We are almost two weeks into 2020, and I have got to say, I am wondering if there is a return policy. Seriously. I am not complaining, just mildly curious as to why my body is giving me the finger. Yesterday was my breast biopsy. Now, this isn't my first time at the...

Sunday was Costco day. Armed with a list, my spouse ventured to the land of bulk buying. On that list, I had indicated the need for him to purchase something for dinner,as I was limited on what items I had in stock. Early on in our marital bliss, I may have had a...

Here we are friends, day six of the hostage situation AKA the boot. I know that things could be worse and really, I am not complaining. Okay, I am complaining, but not with a whiny voice. The voice is calm and quiet sprinkled with a touch of annoyance. The issue isn't...

With all the health issues that seem to be hunkering down on me, I do have something to look forward to. Next month, I am going on a cruise with some girlfriends from high school. There is nothing more enticing than getting away from it all. With that on the horizon,...

I imagine you all spent the day wondering what was happening as I ventured to the doctor. Confident of my diagnosis, I smugly sat in the waiting room. I waited. I waited. It was an hour, but I knew that this appointment would fly by once I assisted him with the...

Today, I am venturing to the doctor to check out my mysterious issues with my delightful ankle. It really isn't delightful. It is more like an angry toddler who is acting like an asshole. Because I have Googled and WebMD the shit out of my symptoms, I have done some...

You know that chick that wrote the book about decluttering? The one who says that if it doesn't spark joy, get rid of it. Well, did you know that you can apply that to people? If the relationships in your life don't serve you anymore, kick them to the curb. Nicely....

Before I begin, I need to start with a disclaimer. Many of my family members read this, so I need to say upfront, I am fine. What I am about to share is the process for me when dealing with health issues. It's actually hilarious and when you add my spouse into the...

If you read my blog yesterday, you are well-versed on my relationship with a certain air mattress that I would like to refer to as "The Titanic". Why you ask? Because it really is just a sinking ship edging its way toward the murky view of the bottom of our trash can....