What I am going to share today, might make a few of you uncomfortable. I am not going to apologize because I feel like the current demographic I reside in needs to understand this important topic…..Granny Panties.
Did you just laugh? Of course, you did. After all the name itself gives you an image of an elderly woman wearing high-waist briefs. I just want to be clear, there is nothing wrong with this type of underwear. This idea that they aren’t sexy is bullshit. You know what isn’t sexy? Picking underwear out of your ass cheeks. That is NOT sexy.
When I was younger, someone suggested that throngs were very comfortable. I decided that wearing one would be a good idea for a half-marathon that I was walking. You know, sweating, moving, and friction don’t blend well. In fact, by the end of the race, I was very uncomfortable. That was the last time I had a string up my ass. No one really is honest about these things. Do you know who invented this atrocity? A man….surprise, surprise – by the name of Rudi Gernreich who brought the thong into mainstream fashion. This “barely there” contraption still gives me nightmares.
I am embracing my Granny Panties or my full-coverage briefs. They don’t creep up my derriere. It’s the little things in life that bring me joy. I feel so free admitting my love for this particular style of underwear. My name is Allison and I am a Granny pantie fan. Who’s with me?
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