I don’t spend a lot of time pondering a Rapture event. I mean, sure there are those that preach that this is the end and have dates for it, but they are inevitably wrong. And by the way, what kind of validation are they hoping to get if it comes to pass? These people might have too much time on their hands. Go play Bingo.
The latest Rapture prediction was this past week. There was a bit of anticipation to see if this one would stick because at this point, we are desperate. Obviously, it didn’t happen because I am actually writing about the unsuccessful attempt at getting rid of some toxic waste that has infiltrated the planet. Plus, one of the entities couldn’t even ascend a stopped escalator. Part of the skill of the Rapture is actually the ability to ascend. Hard fail.
Then there was that part of me that thought that the waste would stay while the rest of us got the hell out of dodge. Do you think Christ is really ready for any of us? Probably a hard pass. I don’t blame him. Also, he is probably hoping this season to the shit show doesn’t end on a cliffhanger. Yes, I am aware the God is all-knowing, but maybe, just for fun, he threw caution to the wind. Can you imagine how boring it is to know everything all of the time?
In other news, the world is predicted to end in 2026 due to an asteroid colliding with earth. Just another fun item to add to the list of shit I didn’t pay attention to, but now am anticipating.
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