by Allison Jones | Oct 31, 2018 | Uncategorized
“I just fired her,” my mother shared, in her rather giddy tone when telling me about the new episode of “How To Make My Daughter Internally Scream”. In this particular episode, this seemingly innocent elderly woman creates havoc by telling...
by Allison Jones | Oct 30, 2018 | Uncategorized
What I enjoy most about social media is reading the ridiculous posts from individuals who apparently need a lot of feedback in order to function. Truthfully, I don’t really need to search that hard since they pretty much litter the landscape. Yesterday, while...
by Allison Jones | Oct 29, 2018 | Uncategorized
When the boys were younger, I remember reminding them to find another word to use instead of “hate”. When that word comes off of the tongue, it leaves behind a bitter aftertaste. And while the boys would use it in the context of their dislike of...
by Allison Jones | Oct 26, 2018 | Uncategorized
For the last two days, I have been held hostage by the wretched stomach flu. It grabbed me suddenly and before I knew it, I was a prisoner to my porcelain throne. The last time I was ill, truly ill, where I was secured in my bed, was two years ago. Two years of...
by Allison Jones | Oct 23, 2018 | Uncategorized
My spouse doesn’t typically call during the day, so when my phone rang yesterday, I answered. He was kind enough to let me know that I was on speakerphone and that some of his female coworkers were in his office. I am not the person that should EVER be on...
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