I'm sure that many of you can relate to my current predicament. You have a situation that needs an expert, but the experts have no idea, so they experiment. New meds. New training methods. In case, you are confused, I am talking about Tiny Dancer aka Myla. In the ten...

Finally. A new year full of possibilities. A promise of a new beginning filled with unrealistic expectations because that is how we self-sabotage ourselves. Fuck that. If you are a gracious follower, you already know that I have a hate-hate relationship with...

I'm not sure why I am surprised that my gorgeous German Shepherd is a unicorn. I seem to attract special nuggets who are marching to their own drummer. After two weeks of her manic tail chasing, I was referred to a specialist. A specialist because NO ONE else has a...

Happy Thanksgiving where it is completely acceptable to gorge yourself into a coma while wearing stretchy pants then complain about how full you are, while continuing to eat. Seriously, there is a whole lot more to this day than that. Hell, that is Brian's mantra...

In my last blog, I promised to post my experience at a gas station. Okay, it isn't just a gas station. It is the partnership of a Walmart and the State Fair that produced an illegitimate child named Buc-ee. This beaver opened up this cult gas station/over-the-top...

Hello. Me again. I have been in the clutches of a corrective sinus procedure where they packed my nose with tampons and taped a maxi pad to my face to help control the bleeding. Okay, it wasn't tampons or maxi pads but it certainly looked the part. After finally...

If you follow my blogs, you have had a front row seat for my colorful health journey. Two weeks ago, we were headed out of town when I received a voice mail stating that my sinus surgery will be cancelled. Apparently, anesthesiologists are a tad wary of touching...

If you know me well or perhaps, indulge in my blog rants, you know that my favorite word begins with F. The word, in my opinion, is so versatile. It just fits into any scenario, but this particular blog isn't about that. I'm old school. I have an actual calendar that...

I know I have been lapsed in my blog posts. Honestly, the urge to write has dwindled. I think maybe I needed a break from the constant pressure that I put on myself to produce entertaining content. Is writer burnout a thing? Well, I just coined it, if it isn't. My...

There has always been a division in our home over the best stage of bananas. It's important because I am living in a household of weirdos. While the entities filled with testosterone enjoy a softer more brown banana, I thrive on the greenish, yellow combination. The...